Saturday, April 2, 2011

March Movies

My March movies were not the ones that I had originally intended to do.
*Spoiler Warning! If you have not seen "Star Trek" or "Three Cheers for the Irish" and don't want your viewing experience to be ruined, read no further!

Thanks to my father-in-law, my color film ended up being the new Star Trek (2009, directed by J.J. Abrams), which I thoroughly enjoyed! That might have something to do with the fact that I'd watch lots of Star Trek reruns in college when I had some downtime (that and the SciFi channel...Mutant X, anyone?). I loved that they did it "prequel" style to the TV shows, and it was very well done. A quality film that stayed mostly (Uhura & Spock? hmmm) true to the TV show while introducing up-to-date effects and fun background info on some of the characters. If you haven't seen it, go see it!


My B&W movie ended up being a film called "Three Cheers for the Irish" (1940, directed by Lloyd Bacon), which I'd never heard of but they ran all these Irish themed movies on St. Patrick's Day so I figured "why not?". The only actor I recognized was Dennis Morgan from "Christmas in Connecticut". It was your average film from the 40's, it had a few funny moments and the standard happy ending that you could see coming a mile away but there was a lot of racism (meant to be light-hearted and normal for that time period) that just bugged me because it wasn't funny and seemed out of place. Peter Casey is an Irish policeman who is expecting a big promotion after taking down an armed gunman, he is instead forcibly retired to make room for the new recruits fresh out of "police college". He takes his anger out on his new trainee (Dennis Morgan as "Angus Ferguson")who just happens to be Scottish (they do this thing throughout the whole movie where Casey calls him "Scotchman" and Angus yells back "Scotsman! There's no such thing as a Scotchman!"). It got old after the first 3 times. Predictably, Angus stops by the house and meets the youngest of Casey's 3 daughters, they fall in love and start dating on the sly to keep her father from blowing his lid (ALWAYS a good plan, let's let Dad find out on his own I'm dating the man he hates because he'll be much less angry that way than if we tell him upfront and make him deal with his racism) and the film goes on from there. The part that irritated me the most was a side-story involving 2 minor characters, one a small and feeble Irishman and the other a large, oblivious, usually drunk Irishman who got it in his head that the feeble man was the enemy and was always pouring beer on his head, chasing him around tables, pushing him into garbage cans, etc. I've no doubt there are people like that out there, but this bit was put in the film to be the comic relief and I didn't find it funny at all.

If you like movies from the 40's, you might find it entertaining, but I won't be returning to this particular film.

Now that it's April, I'm ready for my next two films. I've been recording films on TCM like a crazy woman and I'm really excited about a lot of them! It's been hard to wait for the next month and I don't know what to watch first! I've got films like North by Northwest, Jason and the Argonauts, Errol Flynn's Robin Hood, Frankenstein, Of Mice and Men, Arsenic and Old Lace, The Painted Veil, The Defiant Ones, Sweet Bird of Youth, and some random ones with character actors that I love. It's scheduled to record a bunch more, too!
I'm thinking April's movies will the "The Adventures of Robin Hood" and "Arsenic and Old Lace" but we'll see if that changes!

If you have any recommendations, please don't hesitate to tell me! Color or B&W, doesn't matter, I can fit it in somewhere!

Monday, March 28, 2011

what goes on inside my head

*does anyone else think of Captain Hook from Peter Pan when they hear the phrase "by hook or by crook"?

*I do not understand the button-down/dress pants/sneakers look. Is that like the businessman's dresscode version of a mullet? business up top, party on the floor? or perhaps it's in case of a zombie invasion at the used-car dealership?

*the way ladies stand on the red carpet (with their legs crossed) makes them look like they have to pee

*I usually end up singing through the alphabet at least twice when I'm alphabetizing something

*why do divided plates only have 3 sections? what if I have more than 3 foods that I don't want to touch each other?

*every time I eat sausage for breakfast, I HAVE to have orange juice with it. I crave it. What's that about?

*why don't bibs have sleeves? or even legs? there should be full-coverage bibs so you can just wash the face and hands, pop off the bib and there's your kid all neat and clean

*a brand new box of crayons is super exciting

*while I love the magazine and some of the neat ideas in it, the first thought that crosses my mind when I see the cover of Martha Stewart Living is "overachiever"

*I can't see a bag of marshmallows without thinking of Homestar Runner

* I still get excited when the opening credits start rolling for any of the old-school cartoons (Looney Tunes, Mickey Mouse, Rescue Rangers, Ducktales, TMNT, Jetsons, Flintstones...)

*the epitome of optimism is best portrayed by candy makers. If ever there was a product that wasn't good for you, that's it, yet the makers excel at pointing out the best traits. Twizzlers? Fat Free! Raisinets? antioxidant rich! Snickers? protein! Gummy worms? fruit juice! ice cream? calcium!

Monday, March 21, 2011

Happy Birthday, little man!

Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday dear baybeeeeeeeee
Happy Birthday to you!

My little man is one year old today.




Wednesday, March 16, 2011

in anticipation of "Pretend You're Irish" Day

This is one of my favorite blessings, my Momma has this prayer on a magnet that's been hanging on her fridge for a long time. I always think of her when I see or hear this blessing. 
(This is an original piece of artwork that can be found here.)

Wednesday, March 9, 2011

You might be a mother if:

-you've ever finished a meal and realized that YOU were the only person you didn't feed.
-snacktime is your favorite time because everybody's quiet and happy and you get to eat
-you've ever blamed your own noxious gases on your child's "dirty diaper"
-you critique the plot holes in their favorite cartoon because it's the only form of logic you get during the day
-you're not ashamed to give yourself the same bedtime as the kids
-you have picked the hair/dust/crumbs off of a fallen piece of food and given it back to your child
-you color and paint just as much as your children do because it's an excellent form of stress-relief
-you automatically check the floor around your feet before you move so you don't step on anyone
-you think that baby shampoo is one of the best smelling things ever
-you smother one child in kisses, and then go find your other kid(s) to smother them too (just so you don't show any favoritism)
-sometimes you forget that not everyone is a mom and may not want to hear your sleep-deprivation woes and poop stories
-you have a stockpile of colorful headbands for those days when you don't get a shower before you have to run to the store/bank/post office
-you've ever stared at your child in wonder, not hearing a word she was saying to you because you couldn't stop thinking about how stinking cute she is